Seafood

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Seafood Seafood Ref: AB01
Track 1 on Awkward Ballads for the Easily Pleased. 3.04 Track download.
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Price: £0.79 / $1.54




Song background and Tom's comments

Before this song was written, I had never eaten a lobster, but had not gone out of my way to avoid them. These days, I actively stay away from them in case I get called a hypocrite and can never perform this song ever again. I can still eat crabs though, right? Right?

Trivia: This song was the first of my own songs I ever performed publicly, and it was so unexpectedly well received I decided to make a career out of music. And here I am.

 

Audio

Listen to Seafood - this is an audio stream of the .mp3 version that is available for purchase using the "Add to Cart" button above. Downloaded MP3 quality will be higher than this streamed version.

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Videos

Videos for Seafood. These are recorded as live acoustic versions on a web cam. You can listen to the final recorded version above and that is what is available for purchase as a download MP3 or on the CD.

There are 3 songs on this video:

Livia lives (with whistling)
Seafood (from 3:10)
Uncertainty (from 5:35)


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Lyrics

Lyrics for seafood

I've never eaten a lobster
Because I've seen them in their prime
Sitting in a tank beside the doorway
And if they could see it your way
They would probably start to cry

And the salt water from their tears
Would wash away all of their fears
As they'd remember all the years
They'd spent so happy in the wild.

And then one day the big men came
To make them play a fishy game
Of russian roulette for crustaceans
Twenty lobsters, seven nations,
Waiting for the sweaty clientele
To pick them out for boiling water hell.

I've never eaten a lobster,
Not that I haven't had the opportunity.
other food is so guilt free
But in this case the killer's me
And while they're sitting on your plate
Regrets would come, but it's too late
And seafood's such a very tricky dish

And nothing's more emotional than fish.

Other food is so guilt free
But in this case the killer's me
And while they're sitting on your plate
Regrets would come, but it's too late
And seafood's such a very tricky dish

And nothing's more emotional than fish.
Oh, nothing's more emotional than fish.

 

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