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Before this song was written, I had never eaten a lobster, but had not gone out of my way to avoid them. These days, I actively stay away from them in case I get called a hypocrite and can never perform this song ever again. I can still eat crabs though, right? Right?Trivia: This song was the first of my own songs I ever performed publicly, and it was so unexpectedly well received I decided to make a career out of music. And here I am.
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Videos for Seafood. These are recorded as live acoustic versions on a web cam. You can listen to the final recorded version above and that is what is available for purchase as a download MP3 or on the CD.There are 3 songs on this video:Livia lives (with whistling)Seafood (from 3:10)Uncertainty (from 5:35)Click here to watch this video on YouTube in a new window and to see comments or add your own
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Lyrics for seafoodI've never eaten a lobsterBecause I've seen them in their primeSitting in a tank beside the doorwayAnd if they could see it your wayThey would probably start to cryAnd the salt water from their tearsWould wash away all of their fearsAs they'd remember all the yearsThey'd spent so happy in the wild.And then one day the big men cameTo make them play a fishy gameOf russian roulette for crustaceansTwenty lobsters, seven nations,Waiting for the sweaty clienteleTo pick them out for boiling water hell.I've never eaten a lobster,Not that I haven't had the opportunity.other food is so guilt freeBut in this case the killer's meAnd while they're sitting on your plateRegrets would come, but it's too lateAnd seafood's such a very tricky dishAnd nothing's more emotional than fish.Other food is so guilt freeBut in this case the killer's meAnd while they're sitting on your plateRegrets would come, but it's too lateAnd seafood's such a very tricky dishAnd nothing's more emotional than fish.Oh, nothing's more emotional than fish.